Kids Say the Darndest Things!

I know some of you have heard these already, but I had to document them anyway. I think you'll get a kick out of them anyway.

Makenna-ism
Makenna's new teacher was taking her down the hall after her assessment last Tuesday to see the speech and hearing ladies. She told Makenna that they were going to check her eyes and ears. Makenna said, "Oh, I know my ears are fine. I wash them everyday." Her teacher laughed and came to tell me about it, because it was so darn cute.

Dakota-ism
I was giving Dakota a bath the other night and she was trying to tell me something about Mike, but she couldn't remember the word for uncle. She said, "Hey, Mom, you know my...(long pause)..."Boy Aunt" Michael?" I giggled and told her the word was "uncle" and she continued with the sentence. (I don't remember what the rest of the comment was about.) Anyway, I was amazed at how her mind works. She couldn't think of the word so she found a very creative way to express it.